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God Is A Dick

from Warts and All by TroutyB

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As I sat outside
Of the pearly gates
Waiting for the good lord
To call my name

I looked all around
At the people there
But they didn’t look happy
No they just looked scared

We all sat there
Nervously
How’m I gonna spend
My eternity?

Out came a man
In a big white robe
So we sat there quiet
Until he spoke

He said you don’t have to go home
But you can’t stay here
Then he walked away
And took a big sip from his beer

I didn’t live a whole life
To end like this
So I said get back here
You little shit

He said what have you
Done with your life?
Cause you got no kids
And you got no wife

I told him I wanted
To be just like you
So I showed up early
To Sunday school

People brought their problems
Like I was their king
So I sat on my ass
And I didn’t do a thing

He said you have got some nerve
To act like that up here
That sure took some balls
Then he handed me a beer

I said no thanks sir
I don’t drink
But if you don’t mind
I’ve got a few things

That I’d like
To get off my chest
Cause I’ve reached the end
Of a life-long quest

I think that you’re
A piece of shit
World hunger and cancer
Man what a dick

You let people believe
That bible trash
So you can shove this beer
Back up your ass

Then he sent me straight to hell
And one thing became clear
Hell sucks a fucking dick
I should have held on to that beer

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from Warts and All, released July 6, 2016

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TroutyB Bloomington, Indiana

TroutyB is a singer-songwriter based out of Bloomington, IN. Influences include: Jeffrey Lewis, AJJ, Pat The Bunny, The Mountain Goats, Elliott Smith, Bo Burnham, Jon Lajoie, Hamell on Trial, Modest Mouse

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