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My Therapist​.​.​.

from Warts and All by TroutyB

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I was feelin kinda blue when she left
Like something giant sitting right upon my chest
I spent a whole day lying on my bed
Picturing new ways for me to end up dead

I asked my friend Chase what I should do
He said man just live your life man you do you
I tried just living my life for awhile
But jerking off and Netflix couldn’t make me smile

One day I finally said I’d had enough
All people need help when life gets tough
I met a therapist up in Dubuque
When I walked in I fell down and puked

My therapist is my ex-girlfriend
But she’s the only one insurance will cover
My therapist is my ex-girlfriend
Unfortunately I still love her

At first things were starting out just fine
But slowly she cracked into my mind
She said, “aha! Oh, I see what is wrong”
The road to your recovery is long

The problem is you only care about yourself
Like when you leave your dishes on the shelf
I think you might just be a little stressed
And you can’t handle it who would have guessed?

Right now my advice to you is this
Grow a pair quit acting like a bitch
She said I think that we got far today
See the receptionist on your way out to pay

My therapist is my ex-girlfriend
But she’s the only one insurance will cover
My therapist is my ex-girlfriend
Unfortunately I still love her

Before my prospects all seemed so bleak
But now I get to see her once a week
Something strange happened and I don’t quite know how
Humiliation porn is my new fetish now


My therapist is my ex-girlfriend
But she’s the only one insurance will cover
My therapist is my ex-girlfriend
Unfortunately I still love her

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from Warts and All, released July 6, 2016

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TroutyB Bloomington, Indiana

TroutyB is a singer-songwriter based out of Bloomington, IN. Influences include: Jeffrey Lewis, AJJ, Pat The Bunny, The Mountain Goats, Elliott Smith, Bo Burnham, Jon Lajoie, Hamell on Trial, Modest Mouse

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