We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Pretty Please (a love song)

from Warts and All by TroutyB

/

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $0.69 USD  or more

     

  • Buy the Full Digital Album

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Featuring original artwork by Sarah Baird and a digital download code.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Warts and All via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 3 days
    edition of 75 
    Purchasable with gift card

      $5 USD or more 

     

lyrics

I’m a semi-attractive guy
When I try to be
Kinda like your best friend from high school
Mixed with some hipster on TV

You’re a stone cold stunner
Way prettier than me
But I’ve got a guitar in my hand
So I can reach above my league

I ain’t one for personality
And my body’s not that great
Unless you’re into walking sticks
Or guys who can’t lift weights

I’m asking you politely
To come back to my place
We can watch a movie
And I’ll cum on your face

Please let me fuck you tonight
Nothing has ever felt this right

Lower your standards
For the guy with the guitar
Let’s find our inner freaky selves
Embrace who we are

I can go one or two times per night
So please let me fuck you tonight

I’ve done a lot of research
I know which chords to play
I know the perfect strumming patterns
I know exactly what to say

Cause you’re so god damn beautiful
It hurts when you’re not around
But you’d look even better
With my cock inside your mouth

Please let me fuck you tonight
Nothing has ever felt this right

Lower your standards
For the guy with the guitar
Let’s find our inner freaky selves
Embrace who we are

I can go one maybe two times in a night
So please let me fuck you tonight

I know that I’m not perfect
But we’ve got to meet half way
I’ll even share some of my weed
And put on Dr. Dre

You can call this song offensive
You can call it gross
But at least I’m being honest
And that’s more than you’ll get from most

Please let me fuck you tonight
Nothing has ever felt this right

Lower your standards
For the guy with the guitar
Let’s find our inner freaky selves
Embrace who we are

I can go one or two times per night
So please let me fuck you tonight
 

credits

from Warts and All, released July 6, 2016

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

TroutyB image

TroutyB Bloomington, Indiana

TroutyB is a singer-songwriter based out of Bloomington, IN. Influences include: Jeffrey Lewis, AJJ, Pat The Bunny, The Mountain Goats, Elliott Smith, Bo Burnham, Jon Lajoie, Hamell on Trial, Modest Mouse

contact / help

Contact TroutyB

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this track or account

If you like TroutyB, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Featuring Riley Pinkerton (aka The Rat Queen) from the theatrical NYC rockers, Castle Rat.
listen now