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Surprise Party

from Warts and All by TroutyB

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lyrics

It had been a long night
And I had just got home
After a day out with my friends
It was time to be alone

I reached into my pocket
And I tried to grab my key
But I was not prepared
For what I was about to see

I turned the key and then the knob
And then I opened up the door
When I saw what was inside
My jaw fell to the floor

I walked into my house
And I started freaking out
Cause there were 7 total strangers
Having sex on my couch

It’s a surprise party
An impromptu orgy scene
That was picking up steam
It’s a surprise party
The only person not invited was me

I put my hands on my head
And I screamed what the fuck?
When a guy came up
He told me that his name was Chuck

He said we’re sorry to intrude
But we really like your place
You can join us if you want
Jen will sit on your face

I knew I should say no
But they were having so much fun
So I said okay I guess
I’ll join you till you’re done

I took off my shirt
And Jen helped with my pants
You know it’s not every day
That you get this kind of chance

It’s a surprise party
An impromptu orgy scene
That was picking up steam
It’s a surprise party
The only person not invited was me

Well Chuck had told the truth
And Jen sat on my face
It was the strangest thing
It’s like I was in outer space

Things were getting kinda heavy
So we moved it to my bed
Then a woman named Irene
Started giving me head

Quickly it became clear
That these people were pros
Cause Irene got double teamed
But Chuck and a guy named Joe

There were bodies all over
Like an anatomy quiz
Before I knew what happened
My bed was full of jizz

It’s a surprise party
An impromptu orgy scene
That was picking up steam
It’s a surprise party
The only person not invited was me

Well I felt kind of ashamed
How did I let it come to this?
But as they piled out
Jen slipped me a kiss

She said that she had fun
And she’d see me in a week
She slipped down her shirt
And she let me have a peek

Once they had all left
And I had tried cleaning my bed
A brilliant idea
Came right into my head

I said I know a place
That we could break into with ease
It’s just across the street
At my neighbor Steve’s

It’s a surprise party
An impromptu orgy scene
That was picking up steam
It’s a surprise party
The only person not invited is Steve
 

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from Warts and All, released July 6, 2016

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TroutyB Bloomington, Indiana

TroutyB is a singer-songwriter based out of Bloomington, IN. Influences include: Jeffrey Lewis, AJJ, Pat The Bunny, The Mountain Goats, Elliott Smith, Bo Burnham, Jon Lajoie, Hamell on Trial, Modest Mouse

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